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Once upon a time, there was a princess named Jane, who had blue hair. One day, she was walking through the forest and she met a little pig who led her to a little pink house. A big, furry, pink beast opened the door. Princess Jane was so shocked that she fainted. The big, furry, pink, beast knew exactly what to do because he was a fairy tale major at the Hansel and Gretel University. He picked up Princess Jane, kissed her, and they both turned into pumpkins. They were quite happy until Peter Peter came along and turned them into a house for his wife.
The End
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Lady Kathryn of Goochmeister
Lady Bethany of Browning Estates
(and some other chick whose name escapes me at the moment)