Things You'll Never Hear in Star Wars
And I will say to him: "My name is Luke Skywalker, you killed my father, prepare to die." -Luke referring to Vader
"Uh, Vader? Your James Earl Jones impression is getting kinda old."-Admiral Piet
"The Falcon looks great painted pink!" -Han
"I never really liked Alderaan anyways."-Leia
Chewie - "Live long and prosper!"
Han Solo: The hyperdrive's working!
Palpatine: "I plan to call it 'The-Big-Round-Thing-That-Can-Blow-Stuff-Up.' What do you think?"
Tarkin: "Umm, how about 'Death Star,' My Lord?"
Palpatine: "You don't like MY name?"
Tarkin: "It's a little wordy."
Palpatine: "Fine, have it your way. But if anything happens to it, it's gonna be YOUR fault."
"Threepio, you're in charge of the Falcon until I get back," Han to C-3P0.
I'm at a loss for words. -Threepio-
"well...(sob) i never was (sniffle)... hugged enough...as a child...(gurgle)" - palpatine to the imperial guidance counselor
Luke: Now that I think about it, trying's OK
Luke Skywalker you've just destroyed the Death Star, what are you going to do now?
I'm going to Disney World!!!
(Just a quick note: I take no credit/blame for any of this stuff)